3. Beards (and more specifically Brad Pits Beard)
Beards, well really facial hair in general, are IMMORAL. They are not attractive at all. I mean, have you ever heard someone say that they enjoy the brush of someones whiskers on there lips as they go in for a kiss? Beards are useful, if you like to eat your food like a whale straining the krill through baleen, or if you regularly need a different place to keep your pubes. Or at least thats how it looks. I'm just saying, whether you are man or woman, shave it off. Look respectable. There is only one person that has pulled off the Beard, and that being Santa Claus.

For an example of its evilness, it has turned one of the hottest men on the planet Brad Pitt, into a hippi who you would cross the street to avoid.

well heres a tribute video taken from the Colbert Report detailing the hideousness of what 'the beard mentality' can do..

It also contains satire about Barack Obama's time in US presidency, its worth a look

www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/262524/january-21-2010/the-word---two-faced